I actually come across as pretty normal on the surface. But recently, I have realized that I’m not simply a religious guy, or even just a Christian… I am one of those evangelical fanatics- basically another version of Kirk Cameron. So now, I take this opportunity to come out of the closet and accept my social label as an official Born Again Christian.
“Even though I see fundamentalist Christians as wild-eyed maniacs, I respect their verve. They are probably the only people openly fighting against America’s insipid Oprah Culture- the pervasive belief system that insists everyone’s perspective is valid and that no one can be judged.”
-Chuck Klosterman, in his book Sex, Drugs, and Cocoa Puffs
It wasn’t until recently while finishing the final chapter of Sex, Drugs, and Cocoa Puffs that I finally realized I am part of a subculture of Protestantism which outsiders label as “Born Again”, which from what I gather, was a pretty popular term back in the 1970’s. This whole time I’ve been calling myself a Christian, but now I fully understand that just doesn’t cut it. “Christian” has become such a generic term these days. Jesus is officially a household name now. While Jesus may be Ashton Kutcher’s homeboy, it’s safe to say that the relationship I have with Jesus Christ is much different than someone just using Jesus as a funny pop culture reference on a t-shirt.
By reading about myself from an outsider’s perspective (Klosterman identifies himself as a mix between a “bad Catholic” and an agnostic), I am able to understand my cultural identity in a way I never have before. I get it now: I am a fanatical Christian. Every thought pattern in my head eventually comes back to Jesus being the savior of the world and my desire for people to know Him.
I find it extremely important and relevant to quote a paragraph from Sex, Drugs, and Cocoa Puffs: “There are no other subjects, really; nothing else- besides being born again- is even marginally important. Every moment of your life is a search-and-rescue mission: Everyone you meet needs to be converted… Life would become unspeakably important, and every conversation you’d have for the rest of your life (or until the Rapture- whichever comes first) would really, really, really matter. If you ask me, that’s pretty glamorous.” For me, calling myself a Christian doesn’t simply mean that at some point I came to the realization that I belief Jesus is the son of God, which would be the simplest definition of the word Christian. Instead, I live a seemingly curious and quirky lifestyle as it relates to my relationship with Jesus Christ.
You’ve probably heard of “Catholic guilt” or maybe even “Jewish guilt”, but I need to introduce something called “Born Again guilt”. Because we truly believe that Jesus literally meant it when He said, “I am the way, the truth, and the life. No one comes to the Father but through Me,” we carry this burden of wanting every person we meet to “have a personal relationship with Jesus” like we do. We sincerely believe that by trusting in Christ as the redemption for our naturally flawed nature and by loving serving others as ourselves, we will be part of the Heavenly Kingdom when Jesus returns as the King. Sounds pretty sci-fi, yes. But so does every religion, including atheism.
It’s no secret that I find reasons to insert random facts about the year 1983 or to tell which actors are Jewish or relate the Rubik’s Cube to everyday life. That’s just me being me. But I am also constantly looking for ways to write about or at least mention Jesus in ways that are subtle as well. I realize that if Scenic Route Snapshots was simply me preaching, I wouldn’t be getting between 600 and 1,000 hits each day. Instead, I write about whatever off-the-wall thing is going through my head that week. And if it’s possible to show my faith as relevant to the subject as my faith is relevant to my life, I won’t shy away from mentioning it. I would love to sit down with people and discuss my relationship with Jesus on an everyday basis. But I know that often, that isn’t practical, and therefore not possible.
Everyone I know, it seems, already understands why Jesus died on the cross. That cultural familiarity with Him, in American, often can be the thing that keeps people from seeking Him in their lives beyond a basic understanding. It’s hard to tell people what they already know. So when I write and when I am involved in seemingly surface conversations with people, I try to find ways to point the thought process to my faith somehow- even it’s simply using the word “afterlife”.
How can you tell a Born Again Christian (also referred to as “saved” or “evangelical”) from other deists who use the term “Christian” to describe themselves? Here are a few red flags to look out for:
They attend a “small group”. In addition to regularly attending their church on Sunday, many Born Again Christians meet once a week (in groups of around 6 to 10 people) at someone’s house for about two hours to study the Bible together and pray.
They strive to study the Bible and pray on a daily basis. In addition to their weekly small group meeting, they also study the Bible and pray privately as well. Sometimes they refer to this as their “quiet time”. Many of them can be seen doing this during their lunch breaks at work.
They avoid using profanity. This is often a way they recognize each other. This means they also refrain from saying “oh my God” as well, as it profanes the name of God to matters that are not holy in any way.
They use the word “blessed” to describe their life. It’s a way of glorifying God in a non-churchy sounding kind of way. Also, when you leave a message on their cell phone, they end their “sorry I’m not here right now…” spiel with “have a blessed day”.
They truly believe that sex is for only for people who are married to each other. Even if many of them largely contribute to the high viewership of the reality TV show The Bachelor, it’s understood between them all that they collectively do not approve of the “overnight date” episode with the “fantasy suite”.
They politically identify as Republican, or are part of the newer, cooler, independent version called the Libertarian Party. If nothing else, these two political parties typically support the Pro-Life movement whereas the Democratic Party is at best indifferent on the issue. For Born Again Christians, abortion is not up for discussion or debate.
They take the Bible as literally as possible. Jesus was literally born from a virgin. Jesus literally multiplied the fish and the bread. Jesus literally came back to life after these days in the tomb, etc.
They do not believe in Evolution. In particular, the theory that humans evolved from apes. Intelligent Design is instead their theory of choice. Here’s the 101 on how the dinosaurs fit into Noah’s Ark.
They often refer to Jesus as “Jesus Christ”. It’s almost like “Christ” is Jesus’ last name. Really though, it’s a Born Again Christian’s subtle way of distinguishing Jesus as the prophesied Messiah of the Old Testament, as opposed to just a historical rabbi who happened to be a “good teacher”.
So if you know someone who contains at least two or three of these attributes, there’s a good chance you’re dealing with a Born Again Christian. Like Kirk Cameron, Sarah Palin, and President Jimmy Carter, they are the ultra-conservative Protestants. They seem to blend in with society at first glance, but once you get to know them, you’ll notice the underlying behaviors that set them apart from standard Christianity- like a Mormon, only without the added teachings to the Bible or the crazy mad dancing skills. (Derek Hough, Julianne Hough, and Lacey Schwimmer of Dancing with the Stars as well as Heidi Groskreutz and Benji Schwimmer of So You Think You Can Dance are all Mormon.) For some humorous characteristics of Born Again Christians, check out this blog by Jonathan Acuff, called Stuff Christians Like.
“You gave your life to Jesus Christ… and you were not the same after that.” – “Not the Same” by Ben Folds
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