I Own an Electric Lawnmower

By now, you have probably walked by the section of electric lawnmowers at Lowe’s and thought, “What kind of person would actually buy that?”

Yeah, it’s me.

For the first 8 years of our marrige, my wife and I lived in a townhome in Nashville; where there was no yard to mow. Then for the next 8 years, we had moved to the suburbs in a community where the HOA fee covered the landscaping; for our very small lawn.

But then when we moved here to Alabama nearly two years ago, we bought a house with a half acre-sized lawn. It marked the first time as a homeowner where I had a decent sized lawn that I was responsible for mowing.

I got a good deal on a used zero-turn radius mower to get me through last year. However, it was just too big and too much maintenance for me. So I sold it to my dad.

And now that I traded in my 2 door Jeep for a newer 4 door version, there’s less room in our garage anyway to store a big mower like that.

So I thought, why not just drop a few hundred dollars on an electric mower to experiment with this year?

The battery it came with lasts exactly one hour. So I proactively bought a second battery to ideally be able to mow the entire lawn all at once.

Before the grass really started growing in thick, I was able to mow the entire lawn in two hours flat. But now, it’s taking me closer to a solid 4 hours; meaning it is not possible to mow my lawn in one setting since the batteries only last 2 hours.

Pause.

I know. Wouldn’t it be easier just to hire someone to mow my lawn?

Obviously. But I’m way too stubborn and way too cheap.

There is also some fundamental psychological motivation in me to be able to overcome this challenge. To “win” against my own lawn.

But as of a couple of weeks ago on my 45th birthday, I came to a solution:

Every morning before work, I always take an hour long walk outside (about 10,000 steps) anyway. So now, I just designate an hour each morning before work to mow the lawn.

By the end of the summer, it will probably take me all 5 weekdays just to mow it.

Oh well, at least I look cool doing it… as evidenced by the photo my sister took of me at 7:20 AM on April 20th when it was 36 degrees outside.

As I was mowing the front yard, I saw her pulling in my driveway. Silly me- I thought she was stopping by to be the first person to tell me Happy Birthday.

Nope. She just took the photo and drove away. That’s pretty cool I guess.

Dear Holly: The Russell Dickerson Concert for Your Birthday

10 years old!

Dear Holly,

For your main birthday gift from Mommy and me this year, it was actually something we planned and purchased more than six months before your actual birthday…

We drove down to St. Augustine, Florida to see Russell Dickerson in concert! As Mommy was buying a t-shirt at the merch table, I mentioned we were there for your birthday.

The guy then went back to the VIP area and grabbed a Russell Dickerson stuffie to give you, that wasn’t even something that people could even buy! It was only for people who purchased the VIP ticket package… and you!

It was a very special birthday treat to go to the concert. And I didn’t mind the drive, since I got to drive us there in my new Jeep!

Love,

Daddy

Dear Jack: The Nashville Sounds Game This Month

15 years, 4 months.

Dear Jack,

You had been wanting to go see a Nashville Sounds baseball game again, like we would do when we still lived there in Nashville; before moving to Alabama nearly two years ago.

So last weekend, we made the 2 and a half hour drive to downtown Nashville to catch one of their games. You made sure to wear your Nashville Sounds baseball hat that we bought you last summer as souvenir.

It was a bit colder than we would have expected for a baseball game in May… it was 56 degrees outside!

But I know you had a good time there with our family.

Love,

Daddy

Dear Holly: Your 10th Birthday Party

10 years old!

Dear Holly,

When we look back years from now to your 10th birthday, “Warmies” will undeniably be one of the first things to come to mind. While you received several new Warmies as gifts for your birthday this year, the one that stood out to me most was the Barbie.

You told me, “Look, Daddy… it’s me as a Warmie!”…

It’s a common understanding among 4th grade girls that with you now officially owning over 30 Warmies, you have set the record for owning the most!

Love,

Daddy

Dear Jack: The Piñata at Your Sister’s Birthday Party

15 years, 4 months.

Dear Jack,

Your sister specifically wanted there to be an avocado piñata for her 10th birthday party. Mommy recruited you and Papa to not only hang it out on the tree in our backyard, but also to man the station while we took turns hitting it.

And of course, as I predicted, once it finally got burst open, you took it upon yourself to smash the remains of it to smithereens!

Love,

Daddy