Dear Jack: Earning Money for Your New E-bike

15 years, 6 months.

Dear Jack,

For the past month and a half now, you have consisently been working very hard at your part-time jobs. It has been normal language at our house for you to talk about “going to work” after school several days each week.

Between Aunt Dana and Uncle Andrew, Nonna and Papa, and even Mommy and me, we have all been hiring you to do the dirty work that we don’t want to do around the house. While you are being paid generously for you labor, it’s still much cheaper to pay you than to hire a professional.

Your other job would be considered as a “digital creator”… as I handed over my 2nd YouTube channel to you to rebrand as your own. YouTube recently changed their policy and raised the bar on what it counts as enough views to be monetized. I didn’t want to have to fool with it anymore, as my main YouTube channel was not affected by the change.

Just about every night after the rest of us go to bed, you stay up using AI to create new videos for the YouTube channel. I have agreed to let you have all the earnings from it once it becomes monetized again. So this could be a true investment for you once it literally begins paying off.

Of course, you are specifically inspired to earn money. It’s apparently time to upgrade your dirtbike…

Love,

Daddy

Dear Holly: Your Dance Recital

10 years old!

Dear Holly,

This past Saturday was your big dance recital which you have been working hard to prepare for this entire school year. As the dad, I had no idea what to expect, since it has always been Mommy who takes you to and from practice every week. And obviously it was her who ordered your dance uniforms.

In honor of your big day, it was important to me that I dressed for the part. I threw on my old-fashioned porkpie hat as we made our way out the door that morning.

So you can imagine how surprised I was when you showed up on stage for your dance, wearing a hat nearly identical to mine!

I’m so proud of my tiny dancer!

 

Love,

Daddy

Dear Holly: Your New Indoor Scooter

10 years old!

Dear Holly,

Mommy and I have been spending some time still attempting to teach you to ride your bike, but now I realize maybe your heart just isn’t in it.

I say this because now that you finally got your scooter for your birthday, which you have been asking for a very long time, you ride it every single day… inside of our house.

Yeah, I might have had something to do with that…

For my birthday, just a few days before yours, I found the perfect pair of shoes… but then I just couldn’t bring myself to “ruin” them by wearing them outside of our house. So then I bought two more pairs in other colors, thinking I would use them as my “outside shoes” instead.

Nope. I now own three pairs of “indoor shoes” that I wear everyday, in rotation.

You’re simply learning from the example I am setting:

Get something special for your birthday that is clearly intended to take outside… and then use it everyday indoors instead.

Love,

Daddy

Dear Jack: Cutting Out the Perm after Nearly 2 Years

15 years, 5 months.

Dear Jack,

Shortly after we moved here to Alabama nearly two years ago, you decided to get a perm- and you having been going back to get new ones, every several months to maintain this look.

But you have decided that now the time has come for you to transition to your more naturally straight hair again. You did some research and learned that there is a certain barber in town that has been cutting your friends’ hair, so you scheduled the appointment yourself on your phone and I took you there.

And about a week later, your Uncle Andrew booked an appointment there- and then I did the following week.

Look what you started!

Love,

Daddy

I Own an Electric Lawnmower

By now, you have probably walked by the section of electric lawnmowers at Lowe’s and thought, “What kind of person would actually buy that?”

Yeah, it’s me.

For the first 8 years of our marrige, my wife and I lived in a townhome in Nashville; where there was no yard to mow. Then for the next 8 years, we had moved to the suburbs in a community where the HOA fee covered the landscaping; for our very small lawn.

But then when we moved here to Alabama nearly two years ago, we bought a house with a half acre-sized lawn. It marked the first time as a homeowner where I had a decent sized lawn that I was responsible for mowing.

I got a good deal on a used zero-turn radius mower to get me through last year. However, it was just too big and too much maintenance for me. So I sold it to my dad.

And now that I traded in my 2 door Jeep for a newer 4 door version, there’s less room in our garage anyway to store a big mower like that.

So I thought, why not just drop a few hundred dollars on an electric mower to experiment with this year?

The battery it came with lasts exactly one hour. So I proactively bought a second battery to ideally be able to mow the entire lawn all at once.

Before the grass really started growing in thick, I was able to mow the entire lawn in two hours flat. But now, it’s taking me closer to a solid 4 hours; meaning it is not possible to mow my lawn in one setting since the batteries only last 2 hours.

Pause.

I know. Wouldn’t it be easier just to hire someone to mow my lawn?

Obviously. But I’m way too stubborn and way too cheap.

There is also some fundamental psychological motivation in me to be able to overcome this challenge. To “win” against my own lawn.

But as of a couple of weeks ago on my 45th birthday, I came to a solution:

Every morning before work, I always take an hour long walk outside (about 10,000 steps) anyway. So now, I just designate an hour each morning before work to mow the lawn.

By the end of the summer, it will probably take me all 5 weekdays just to mow it.

Oh well, at least I look cool doing it… as evidenced by the photo my sister took of me at 7:20 AM on April 20th when it was 36 degrees outside.

As I was mowing the front yard, I saw her pulling in my driveway. Silly me- I thought she was stopping by to be the first person to tell me Happy Birthday.

Nope. She just took the photo and drove away. That’s pretty cool I guess.