15 years, 4 months.

Dear Jack,

Your sister specifically wanted there to be an avocado piñata for her 10th birthday party. Mommy recruited you and Papa to not only hang it out on the tree in our backyard, but also to man the station while we took turns hitting it.

And of course, as I predicted, once it finally got burst open, you took it upon yourself to smash the remains of it to smithereens!

Love,

Daddy