6 years, 7 months.
Last weekend, our family traveled to Fort Payne, Alabama; which is 2 hours and 40 minutes away. It would be a slightly longer drive, but we make no pit stops since Mommy and I refuse to stop along the way once both you and your sister are asleep.
It was your cousin Calla’s 6th birthday party… and it was a big one!
Your Uncle Andrew and Aunt Dana got a huge “jumpy house” for the backyard. I’ve never seen one that big for a private birthday party. It even had a slide!
But at least for you, the main attraction was the humongous slingshot that Papa and Uncle Andrew had built to launch water balloons.
Apparently, the object was to land the water balloon into the small plastic wading pool on the other side of the yard.
However, you were the only boy at the party. So it only makes sense that it didn’t take too long for a new goal to present itself…
You decided to make yourself a human target for the launching.
That’s right: Who can hit Jack with a water balloon, using this giant slingshot?
It was that event that made it obvious you were the only boy there at the party. Granted, you had no issues feeling out of place. I’m not sure that you even noticed you were the only boy.
But once you made yourself the human target on there for the giant slingshot, it was almost the equivalent of someone bringing a puppy to the party.
It was sort of like having a Labrador retriever running around the party. As if someone should have said, “Hey, why is that dog running around here?!”
My guess is, those little girls didn’t mind the opportunity to try to blast a boy their own age with a water balloon, with the help of a giant sling shot.
Yeah, it’s so obvious you’re a boy.