7 years, 11 months.
As your current Netflix binge-watching show of choice is Disney’s Liv and Maddie, now a 2nd time through, I correctly assumed that part of why you like the show so much is because of the actress who plays the main characters and twin sisters of the show, Dove Cameron.
I mentioned this to Mommy, who immediately asked you:
“Jack, do you think Liv and Maddie are pretty? Do you think they’re cute?”
Your inability to speak served as the obvious answer to the question.
Eventually, you attempted to play the whole thing down, as you unsuccessfully convinced us with an “I guess…”
I’m just proud of myself for figuring the thing out.