If you are a casting director currently in need of a vegan for your upcoming show, you probably need to check me out.
I’m a good find for many reasons. Allow me to count the ways. How about 3 for now?
First, I have plenty of on camera experience. Thanks to my YouTube Channel, I am able to advertise my marketable personality on a daily basis. As you can see, I am dynamic, passionate, and yet emotionally intelligent.
Second, I am a male vegan. Most vegans are female. I can present veganism in a new light. For years, I had constant sinusitis, eczema, headaches, acne, and pet allergies. All of those health issues disappeared (and have remained gone) since I became a vegan nearly 3 years ago. What a testimonial, right?
Third, I am engaging. While I have zero interest in pushing my beliefs on others, I have much interest in “vegan apologetics.” In other words, I enjoy educating the general public on their preconceived ideas about vegan.
Yes, I get enough protein. Look at me. I’m not skin and bones. My doctor confirmed last April that I am healthier than most 34 year-olds he’s seen.
No, I’m not secretly hungry. I eat a lot and I’m always full.
No, my food is not disgusting. I love what I eat.
So there you have it. Why wouldn’t you pick me for your show?
I’ve got the experience, the personality, the story, the passion, and the chutzpah.
You know what happens next. You’re about to send me an email to email@example.com.
Then you’re going to set up a phone call with me for tomorrow afternoon.
Next, you’ll call me and realize that I am the real deal.
After that, you’ll set up me up with a Skype interview to show to the network. They’ll pick me after watching the highlights you’ve edited from that interview.
Then, you’ll officially select me for the role of “Token Vegan” for your show.
We both know it’s inevitable. Let’s just go ahead and get to it.