3 years, 10 months.
Since your Uncle Andrew introduced you to it, you’ve been requesting to watch “Too Spooky For Me” on YouTube:
As I just mentioned in Part Of My Job Is To Scare You, I explained how you actually enjoy me scaring you, as you hold on tightly to me for reinforcement of the fact that I’m here to protect you.
Well, last Thursday on the way to school, you announced, “Daddy, I want to go to a ghost and skeleton museum.”
I didn’t, and still don’t, actually know what you were asking of me. However, I’m your Daddy and it’s my job to provide; or at least, attempt to provide for your requests.
Hey, I like a challenge. I can be creative.
So this past weekend on our fall road trip from Nashville to Asheville, as we reviewed the 4G capabilities of the 2015 Buick LaCrosse, we visited one of those “big tent holiday stores” in the parking lot of the Asheville mall across from the new Whole Foods.
You and I went in together first, while Mommy was in the Ulta (some female store I’ve never heard of) as she used a gift card she had received for her birthday.
Then, once Mommy was finished, you asked to go back, this time as a family. It was important to you that Mommy got to see it too!
In theory, you were slightly terrified on the automated people and monsters. But that’s how committed you were to your request to visit a “ghost and skeleton” museum.
You never sincerely wanted to leave the tent; it was as if you needed to prove to yourself weren’t too scared to be there.
Since our visit, you have enjoyed impersonating the “old man trying to go potty” as seen when we first walked in; you can see it in this video:
On the way back to Nashville I asked you if you liked the “ghost and skeleton” museum.
Your confusing response was this: “Daddy, that wasn’t a ghost and skeleton museum! I wanted to see a skeleton of a ghost!”
Yeah, I’m not sure what that’s supposed to mean.
P.S. Stay tuned for There’s Nothin’ Like Riding Through A Tunnel In The Car, the sequel to this story…
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