Dear Holly: Picture Day for 3rd Grade

8 years, 3 months.

Dear Holly,

Last week Mommy had to spend a few days working in Nashville, which meant it was just you and me and your brother here at the house.

We managed fine, until realizing Friday was picture day at school.

Fortunately, Aunt Dana volunteered to get you all fixed up; in addition to taking you and your brother to school each day.

I just dropped you off at her house about 15 minutes early and she gave you what I call “the beauty pageant treatment”.

That’s one of the many benefits of living 0.2 miles from family.

We are definitely not used to that. We used to be nearly 3 hours away from family.

Now we live on the same street!

Love

Daddy

Dear Jack: Lawnmower Man

13 years, 9 months.

Dear Jack,

Having a lawn to mow is a new experience for our family. For the nearly decade Mommy and I lived in our townhouse, there was no lawn to mow. Then, at our house we lived in for nearly a decade before moving here to Alabama, the HOA paid a company to do that for all the residents in our neighborhood.

But now, we officially live on nearly an acre of land which we are responsible for mowing.

I personally have plenty of experience mowing the lawn while growing up as a kid. In college, I made money in the summers mowing lawns for people.

While I was definitely willing to get starting again by mowing our lawn, I’ve yet to have that opportunity, as you have so far proactively done it yourself each week… for ten bucks a pop.

I predict that next spring, we will invest in a riding mower. I’m guessing you’ll still get 10 dollars each time, even though the job will be a lot easier then!

 

Love,

Daddy

Moving to Alabama Helped Me Realize I Am an Extrovert

I have spent most of my life thinking I was an introvert. What furthered this thought process was how Nashville had become increasingly crowded each year I lived there, over the past 19 years.

It got to the point where I felt anger and rage at even the thought of having to do anything in downtown Nashville:

The traffic, the $50 parking, the drunken tourists riding pedal taverns while thinking they look cool, the fact that you can’t walk without strangers bumping into you. It made me feel invisible and detached; like I was Rob Thomas in the music video for Matchbox Twenty’s “Bent”.

To some, downtown Nashville may sound exciting and attractive, but to me, it made me believe that “I don’t do well in crowds” and even that “I don’t like to have fun.”

But now that I have moved back to Fort Payne, Alabama, I now realize the fundamental issue:

I am actually one of the most extroverted people around!

It’s not that I am introverted- it’s that I require meaningful relationships and in-depth conversations with people, on a daily basis.

I had a fever… and the solution wasn’t more cowbell.

The solution was to move to a smaller town where everyone knows everybody; or at least we all seem to know each other through a family member, through the church, or through the school.

My new “quiet life” is getting even quieter with each passing week that we further our way to the very bottom of the house renovations list.

A couple of weeks ago was monumentous. It marked the first time we were able to park both of our cars in our garage (due to the moving boxes finally being fully unpacked). Coincidentally, it also was the first week that I was able to successfully fit all of our garbage in the one bin we are provided (due to us finally getting rid of all those moving boxes).

These are little victories that I certainly celebrate.

This past weekend was a big deal for me too. It was the first Saturday where we didn’t have to recruit help from family to work on any kind of home renovation.

Despite us living just a few miles from a state park, the weather was a bit swampy and on the verge of rain. So it wasn’t a good day for a hike.

Instead, I pitched a brilliant (and equally stupid) idea to my brother-in-law, Andrew:

He had just played and beat the Super Nintendo game Super Mario World for the first time over the past few weeks. As for myself, I grew up playing the game and had beaten it multiple times all the way through; however, I hadn’t played it in at least a decade.

So I said, “Let’s do a side-by-side tournament to see who can get the furthest before we decide to stop.”

To ensure there were no distractions of other responsibilities, we set up shop at my parents’ house in their bonus room above the garage.

We made it an hour and 50 minutes before A) our eyes started hurting from straining at the TV screens and B) my mom began making lunch for us downstairs. Like Yogi Bear and Boo Boo floating through the air, making their way to unsupervised picnic baskets, we at that point shut down the fun factory in the name of food.

And that… is the right way to spend a Saturday.

My Mother-in-Law Came to Visit Our New Home in Alabama

In July, we spent our summer vacation on the Oregon coast; where we celebrated my mother-in-law’s 80th birthday.

Now, a month later, she spent some time at our new home in Alabama. She flew all the way out here from the Sacramento area, on the other side of the country.

I always enjoy her being around. She and I clearly both have the “can’t sit still” gene. We can certainly relate to each other.

As a passive viewer of every episode of every “house hunting” show on HGTV and Roku (because, you know, my wife…), I have always openly mocked the husband and wife as they say, “Oh, this would make a good space for entertaining guests…”

My immediate response to the TV is always, “Yeah right! You are not going to be entertaining guests! That’s just staged footage at the end of each episode that you set up for the camera crew and then you never have anybody over after that!”

I am quite passionate (and skilled) at heckling reality shows: “Really? You just conveniently saw three houses, made an offer on one that the two of you just happened to say the name of at the exact same time and then you were able to buy that house before somebody else made an offer?!”

Now that I think of it, why does my wife keep inviting me to watch these shows with her?

The funny thing is, the entire time we have been in the renovation process (which we are technically almost done with any day now), I have kept telling my wife, “It is very important to me that we host family and friends for meals together.”

So it makes me happy that we’ve already been able to do that, as we had my side of the family over while my mother-in-law was here. We are actually “entertaining guests”!

As I’ve said before, we are aspiring to live a quiet life here in Alabama.

To be able to have my mother-in-law fly across the country from her home near Sacramento to stay with us… to see her and my wife catching up on the back porch as the sun is doing down… that is the quiet life I came here for.

Dear Jack: You’ve Decided to Play Football

13 years, 8 months.

Dear Jack,

Within the first couple of days of 8th grade at your new school in Alabama, you were approached by some of your new friends, as well as the coach, to play on the football team.

You instantly decided that is what you are going to do.

So I took you to Hibbett Sports to let you pick out some cleats and a solid mouth guard.

Naturally, for the mouth guard, you chose one that is sour watermelon Warheads flavored.

(Because that is a thing that actually exists.)

I did my best to turn you into a guitar-playing songwriter like me.

It just didn’t stick.

Sure, play football instead.

 

Love,

Daddy