I had just got done talking to you downstairs in the living room. Then, I walked upstairs and saw what appeared to be you… already there!
I immediately questioned how it was possible. Then I realized it was actually a stunt double (or should I say stunt dummy?) you had arranged in your chair.
You began laughing downstairs, as you figured out I had just discovered your creation.
“I made that last night before I went to bed,” you explained.
You and your sister named it “Jackson”.
Jackson literally took the fall for you, as you and your sister gave him a toss down the stairs to see how he would hold up.