3 years, 4 months.
After your brother made his decision to spend his allowance money on a Funko Pop vinyl figure at Books-A-Million last Saturday, I wanted for you to be able to buy one as well.
You still had $4 remaining from your great-uncle Al giving you some money recently. Near the cash register, I noticed a clearance table. I scanned the dozens of characters to find one that was perfect for you…
I lucked out.
For just $3, there was Cindy Brady from The Brady Bunch.
I immediately showed it to you, and asked, “Holly, look… here’s Holly! Do you want to buy it and take it home?”
The next day as I was taking you into your preschool class, you proudly presented it to your teacher, proclaiming, “Look! I got a Holly!”
Needless to say, you’ve been sleeping with it every night as well.