8 years, 5 months.

Dear Holly,

I am always clueless as to what the Amazon delivery person is bringing to our door. I just know that whatever it is, it’s not something I ordered for myself.

It’s all a blur, but at some point this week, I saw you parading through the house as if you were in a fashion show; despite no official spectators there to serve as your audience.

So I decided to help you out.

From what I could tell, you had received a new water bottle with a matching inflatable flamingo koozie, cute new boots, and a Squishmallows backpack.

I truly enjoy learning what I bought you through our newest Amazon order… that I had no idea was placed.

Love,

Daddy