8 years, 4 months.

Dear Holly,

I’m familiar with the phrase, “Nobody puts baby in a corner!”
Based on your new Warmies baby doll, what I wish I could say is, “Nobody puts baby in a microwave!”
When we went on our summer family vacation last month to Oregon, you discovered a Warmies baby doll in one of the shops.
Though you already had a few of the Warmies stuffed animals, you insisted that you had to have the baby doll version.
I must say, “Gracie” has certainly been well taken care of ever since you got her.
But I still feel weird putting her in the microwave!
Love,
Daddy