8 years, 11 months.
Dear Jack,
I thought you were going to be a dinosaur this year for Halloween.
I say that because back earlier this year, you convinced Mommy to buy you a dinosaur costume for Halloween.
Ultimately, it became a play costume for you to scare your sister with when you play.
But when Halloween actually got close, you suddenly decided you wanted to be a ninja instead.
Mommy agreed to the idea, knowing that we had most of the clothing in your wardrobe already.
You had some apparent regrets, though. You asked Mommy the day before Halloween:
“Can we not do homemade costumes next year?”
Love,
Daddy