It was the closest to camping my wife will ever be and she wanted to go home right then.
I admit I’m borrowing from the memorable 1998 hit song “Iris” from Goo Goo Dolls here.
(“You’re the closest to heaven that I’ll ever be and I don’t want to go home right now.”)
In hindsight, I understand now that we accidentally ended up glamping for a few days of our family vacation last week in California.
For the first three nights, we stayed in Squaw Valley; home of the 1960 Winter Olympics. Imagine the scene:
My kids shared a fold-out couch on one side of the rustic motel, while my wife and I shared an actual bed. The thing is, it’s typically so cold in this part of California, where it is more than a mile above sea level. Therefore, the building is not equipped with air conditioning.
So instead, there were fans in the windows and ceiling fans above us to pull in some cooler feeling air. But during the middle of the summer with the temperature being the highest, it’s not the most comfortable way to fall asleep.
Our bed was right next to the window connected to the outside hallway, so that other fellow guests could basically see through our window while we slept, since we had to keep the curtain open in an effort to prevent blocking the fan.
I should mention the shower, too.
It was basically a giant tray on the floor of the bathroom in which I had to spray my kids with a hose. It was like giving a cat a bath.
But fortunately, we were able to overlook all that and appreciate the beauty of our surroundings during the daytime.
I’m pretty sure this was the closest my wife will ever get to camping. As for me, I grew up in the mountains of Alabama, so it’s what I know.
Here’s to family glamping!