11 years, 10 months.
For over a month now, you have been going to “American Ninja” classes for an hour every Monday night.
I can confirm that is the perfect weekly activity for you. Not only are you able to burn off a lot of energy, but it also challenges you with new and exciting physical risks.
Keep in mind this sort of thing didn’t exist when I was young. But it did, I totally would have done it.
I have already noticed your newest habit of jumping off walls wherever we are now in public.
I can’t blaming you for practicing!