14 years, 10 months.

Dear Jack,
As we currently have a construction crew at our house to build our new sunroom, Mommy noticed that the crew left one of their trucks in our backyard at the end of the day.
I didn’t think anything of it when she sort of half-jokingly asked me, “Hey, will you go out there to that truck to make sure nobody died out there in it?”
A few minutes later, I casually reported back to her: “I can confirm there are no dead bodies in the truck in our backyard.”
From there, she and I went out on our daily post-dinner walk in the neighborhood. It was during that time that your sister asked you if there really was a dead body out in the truck in the backyard, based on what she overheard Mommy and I saying about it.
You didn’t think your sister would believe you, but she did… when you jokingly told her that there really was a dead body out there.
She immediately reached out to cousin Darla to announce the news both in text and voicemail: “So yeah… there is literally a dead body in the truck in our yard.”
A few hours later, I finally happened to check my phone; realizing that Aunt Dana was trying to figure out the details of the supposed murder mystery that had occurred just down the street at her brother’s house.
For the record…
Yes, the workers left behind their truck in our yard overnight.
No, there were no workers left behind in that truck.
Love,
Daddy