13 years, 2 months.

Dear Jack,

I learned earlier this week that you ordered online your most powerful pellet gun yet. The next day, it magically arrived at our doorstep.

Naturally, you tested out the new sight in our living room.

As is your tradition with your friend and our neighbor Aiden, you found something interesting in the neighborhood dumpster: A cardboard cut-out of Santa.

This story couldn’t end any other way: Santa has become your official target for shooting your new air rifle.

You are able to shoot through 8 cans in one shot. So I’m pretty sure Santa won’t be holding up for much longer.

Love,

Daddy