13 years, 2 months.

Dear Jack,

Over the course of the past five months, our family has driven to Alabama several times to view houses for sale. Through the process, you openly announced your issues with each one we saw.
Fate would have it that the house we ended up buying last Friday was the one house that you and your sister didn’t get a chance to see.
So a few minutes after walking into our family’s new home, as the ink was still drying on the paperwork from us closing on the house, I asked you:
“Jack, what is your favorite part of our new house?”
Your response: “All of it!”
This marked the first time we visited a house that you didn’t even have one complaint about.
What a relief!
Our new house in Alabama is only 50 square feet bigger than our house now in Tennessee. However, our Tennessee house has 4 bedrooms, 3 bathrooms, and a bonus room; whereas our Alabama house has 3 bedrooms, 2 bathrooms, and no bonus room.
That means that literally every room in our new house in Alabama, including your bedroom, is bigger than our current house; even all the closets!
And your “second bedroom”, the garage, where you are often slipping away to work on your projects, has much more space for you in your Batcave/Fortress of Solitude.
So yeah, you’re going to like our new house.
Love,
Daddy
