9 years, 5 months.
At no point in my boyhood, nor in my adulthood, have I ever thought to A) look for a snake in the woods, B) find one, C) hand tame it, and D) proceed to keep it as a temporary pet.
Needless to say, that is exactly what you have done this week.
Granted, I looked it up immediately to ensure it is not poisonous to humans; which it is not.
It’s a garter snake.
And all because 3rd grade ended early due to COVID-19.
Otherwise, you’d be in math class right about now.