What a strange breed of people.  Who spend hundreds of dollars to have their dog groomed, yet use a coupon when they pay.

Once a month in the mail I receive the newest issue of Clipper Magazine, which is filled with nothing but really good coupons for restaurants that we actually go to (places that don’t have a drive-thru window).  When there’s a coupon I know that my wife and I would like to use more than once, I make several copies of it on a color copier.  The 20 year-old waitresses never care, they just want a tip.  Plus it means we’ll probably keep coming back week after week.

For the past year, I have been mocking a coupon that shows up in every issue for the Nashville-based coupon magazine.  I just know I wouldn’t want to meet the person that spends $45 or more on a grooming service for their Yorkie and is excited about the “free blueberry facial” that comes with it.

Man, I would love to give your dog a blueberry facial.  Just let me grab the jam from the fridge.  My blueberry facial for dogs is free, even without a coupon.

Wait… wait.  I’m sorry.  Who am I kidding?  Who wouldn’t spend $45 or more when there’s free doggie breath spray involved.  I take back everything I said.