14 years, 4 months.

Dear Jack,
You have remained committed this entire school year to your famous permed hairstyle.
After it starts getting a little to straight again, you go back for a new perm. A few weeks ago made your 3rd one now.
It was funny because a few weeks ago when we were all at the park together, a car pulled up and I heard some teenage boys say, “Hey, I think that’s Jack!”
Sure enough, it was some one of your friends whose older sister was driving them around.
To clarify, your friends saw your hair from inside of a car that was driving on the road- and then they stopped by to talk to you for a minute.
That was hilarious!
Love,
Daddy