4 years, 8 months.

Dear Holly,

When you came home from school on Monday, you immediately started telling me the story of how your friend Maddie heard Isaiah say “butt cheeks”, but that the teacher didn’t hear it.

You explained how Isaiah then took it to the next level by drawing a picture of butt cheeks.

Then, you opened up a folded drawing of your own; unashamedly announcing to me:

“And I drew butt cheeks too… but then I crossed them out.”

My theory is that you were afraid you’d get in trouble if anyone at school saw your drawing, but you still wanted to show it off to me.

I was able to decipher two circles, drawn in green crayon; with an orange mark going through them.

It was a big news day at school and you brought home proof!

Love,

Daddy