Oh Christmas tree, oh Christmas tree, you’re kinda freaking me out.
Like most responsible people, around January 3rd I took my live Christmas tree out to the driveway where the trash is picked up. Strangely, it was gone within a couple of hours, though the garbage men didn’t come that day. Then yesterday afternoon as we were pulling out of the driveway, my wife shouted, “Hey! Is that our Christmas tree in our driveway next to the mailbox?” She was right. And even as I write this, it remains in the driveway next to the mailbox. At this point, I’m curious to see if it magically disappears again.
How can I be positive that it indeed is the same Christmas tree that was in our house? Fortunately, I have well documented the process of getting the tree in this “dad from day one” post. You can clearly see it is the same shape; and also, the way the very top of the tree is sort of broken off makes it obvious this is the same tree. I highly encourage you to click that link above if you haven’t already, just to compare the pictures.
One of the weirdest parts of the story is that both when the tree disappeared, then reappeared, it was in broad daylight in normal weather.
So what are some possible explanations? Here’s the best I can do:
1) The wind blew it out of sight for several weeks. Then the wind coincidentally blew it right back in our driveway. The thing is, this tree is solid enough that it would take a severe thunderstorm/small tornado to lift it off the ground- both times. There has been snow, but definitely no strong enough winds to move the tree twice.
2) Someone is playing a prank. A person who has too much time on their hands during the daytime came in a pickup truck and deliberately did this. As far as I am aware, I don’t know of any person who fits that description.
3) A wild animal did it. No dog would be strong enough to drag the tree away. Unless it was Bigfoot.
I firmly believe that I will never know how this happened. Forever a mystery.



I know bigfoot. He lives in Memphis, TN and just last night sent me a text message. I’ll have to ask him about this…
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Wow, I didn’t realize Bigfoot had gone mobile. Ask him what his ringtone is.
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That is crazy! Of course you’ll update us if this mystery is ever solved.
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You’ll be the first to know. Though it probably had something to do with a Zoney anyway…
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