Ames Gets Punched in Chiang Mai: Ashley Hebert the Bachelorette- Episode 5

Too bad it was a good guy that got punched in the face.  Instead of… you… that bad guy.  What’s his name?  Oh yeah, Ashley just reminded me: BENTLEY!

"This isn't going to work." -dreamy host Chris Harrison

Ashley Tab:

“Bentley”: 41

“30 year old boy”: 4

“closure with Bentley”: 3

“hot out of the gate”: 2

dirty tricks by William involving Ben C. making a joke about online dating: 1

pity party hosted by William: 1

appearances by Bentley: zero (What a tease!)

Classy Quotes:

“I would not classify me as awesome.” -Ryan P.

“No-no kissy.” -Ben F.

“I was an emotional zombie.” – Ben F.

“Do I stick out my butt?”- Ashley

“You’re not going to fall in love with me.” -Ashley to all the remaining bachelors

“I’m looking for a man.” -Ashley, who evidently is not interested in a “30 year old boy”

“This isn’t going to work.” -dreamy host Chris Harrison

“It’s really hard to say goodbye to love.” -Nick

Hey Ben, remember... no-no kissy!

Who Got Sent Home:

William, Ben C., and Nick

Who Ashley Should Pick:

J.P. Rosenbaum: most likely Jewish

Ames Brown: most likely Scottish

4 thoughts on “Ames Gets Punched in Chiang Mai: Ashley Hebert the Bachelorette- Episode 5

  1. This show is like a train wreak that you MUST watch to see if it is really happening the way it is!! I watch this with my wife and scream at the tv at how stupid these people are. I can’t help it!! Love the play by play you got going on here!! Much love


    • You’re right about that, Shawn. Man, you and I sure have a lot in common: The Bachelor, Ron Paul, dad blogging, being from the South, Jamie Oliver…


  2. I am so glad to see that 2 men posted comments. My husband says that men don’t watch this show. Obviously, he is wrong. I agree with Shawn; what a train wreck. This by far the WORSE Bachelorette season. For someone with her education, she has got to be the stupidest contestant, and the most insecure girl ever. I must fall somewhere in between bedcause I keep watching the show, and I already know to whom she is engaged (thanks to Reality Steve). Will be watching next Mon….


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