Jeff Takes Off His Mask, Bentley Leaves, Ashley Gets Roasted: Ashley Hebert the Bachelorette- Episode 3

Why did JP already have pajamas with him for the “home date?” Why did Ashley have to switch from contacts to her glasses to get comfy?  Such intellectual questions this show raises.

Chris Harrison, not Jewish

"There are no rules."

The Ash Tab:

Percent chance that this episode will cause Chris Harrison to call Bentley “the most hated man in America” in The Bachelors Tell All episode: 100

“no cocktail party”: 5

“dot, dot, dot”: 4

“right reasons”: 2

songs by Far East Movement: 2

number of masks thrown into the furnace: 1

Understatement of the Season So Far:

“I am at a disadvantage because she can’t see my face yet.” -Jeff

Bentley the Bad Guy’s Quotes:

“I’m not going to miss an opportunity to mess with her head.”

“I’m gonna make Ashley cry.  I hope my hair looks okay.”‘

“I still want to keep the dot, dot, dot.”

“These freaking idiots believe me.”

Other Magical Quotes:

“We pulled up to a comedy club, and that’s right up my alley.” -Jeff

“I have a three legged dog.” -Jeff

“There are no rules.” -dreamy host Chris Harrison

the bachelorette

Who Ashley Sent Home:

Chris D. (who?) and Jeff

Who Went Home on His Own/Had Another Hired Acting Gig as a Villain on a TV Reality Show:

Bentley the Bad Guy

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