Currently Uber Popular Status Update Phrases: One. Word. Sentences.

I. Am. Trendy.

Would you like to make a very mediocre event into something seemingly noteworthy?  Thanks to one word sentences on your Facebook status updates, it’s not only easy, but it’s super trendy and cool!  Just condense your message to three words, then put periods after each word.  For example, you just watched a snazzy episode of Glee and you want everyone to know it- but you want to make them ask you about it.

For your status update on Facebook, and/or on Twitter, just type “Best. Show. Ever.”  Then a few people will start asking you, “What show?”  Shortly after, through follow-up comments, you will be able to tell everyone how Glee or Grey’s Anatomy has “changed your life”.

It’s that easy to become that cool.  Some other proven one word sentences you can try…

“Worst. Week.  Ever.”

“Crazy. Amazing. Blessed.”

…and my personal favorite…

“Superglue.  Eyelids.  Mistake.”

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