Dear facebook status, how did I survive before you came along?
Nobody likes a whiner, right? Well, now thanks to this uber popular status update method, you can complain while sounding “cute” and funny. This formula can also be used to say you like something- but in a more creative way. Just address a subject that will never actually see your status update or even have the ability to respond, then ask a question that either has no real answer or an implied answer. Here are a few examples:
“Dear Starbucks, what would I ever do with you?”
“Dear teenager in the car in front of me who is texting, when will you realize what you are doing is going to get you in an accident? Ugh!”
“Dear Friday, why were you late this week?”
It’s really that simple. In fact, this format of a status update is so popular that there’s a good chance that at any given moment of the day, you will not be able to read your entire status update page without seeing it used at least once, in some form. Now, get to work. Use the formula and you too can appear to be creative, funny, and “cute”. (Also works well on Twitter.)
“Dear [Inanimate Object, Abstract Idea, or Business]“, Followed by a Hypothetical Question