The Cannabis Conspiracy: God was the First Cannabis Grower (Even Pat Robinson Supports Marijuana Legalization Now)

How does God fit into the idea of this recently man-cursed plant? Did God create the cannabis plant as another version of The Tree of Knowledge of Good and Evil? Look, but don’t touch? Or did He give it to us as medicine?

God created marijuana. Man made it illegal. Who’s wrong here?

“Then God said, ‘Let the earth bring forth grass, the herb that yields seed, and the fruit tree that yields fruit according to its kind, whose seed is in itself, on the earth’; and it was so. And the earth brought forth grass, the herb that yields seed according to its own kind, and the tree that yields fruit, whose seed is in itself and according to its own kind. And God saw that it was good” (Genesis 1:11-12).

Did God change His mind? Is this herb now cursed? Did He appoint our government to erase His mistake and outlaw what He originally called “good”? Is it ironic that today the average American won’t touch the plant because it’s illegal and would lose their job over it?  Would it have been wrong to have used cannabis for any reason before 1937?  The American government has made it immoral to use it because they have made it illegal.

My favorite conspiracy. In our lifetime it will become decriminalized. Too many people are starting to see the truth. The Internet helps. Try doing an Internet search of any type whether it be Google, YouTube, WordPress, it doesn’t matter. The results it yields are not abundant with facts that about how harmful cannabis is. Instead the top yields are truths about how asinine it is that mankind continues to ban a helpful plant.

The DEA recently threw Charles Lynch in prison for up to 100 years out in California because he legally (by the state law, he had the proper license to do so) sold cannabis to patients who had a prescription for it, but because the federal law has yet to recognize cannabis as medicine, he was given the punishment of a real drug dealer. He’s a living, modern day martyr. Potentially serving life in prison for helping sick people. That’s going to bring attention to the issue.

Not good for our government and prescription drug companies trying to keep the medicine illegal. But for now, we will continue to allow healthy people to become sick and die by using alcohol and tobacco products, and ironically allow the sick and dying to suffer instead of letting them use a plant as medicine to ease their pain.

Even Pat Robinson of The 700 Club says marijuana should be legalized.  That’s gotta mean something… (Click hear to read more about that.)

I could see this being an SNL Digital Short by Andy Samberg, only it’s actually true:


The Cannabis Conspiracy Table of Contents

The Profit from Illegalization
The False Floor of the Harmful Gateway Theory
The Stigma of a Pot Head is a Stereotype
God was the First Cannabis Grower
Society Itself is a Hypocrite
Man is Taking Credit for God’s Free Gift
Common Sense and Justice
Banning Cannabis Keeps Us from Utilizing Hemp

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